So you're a passenger on an airplane, and along comes Lindsay Lohan, demanding in no uncertain terms that she be given a first-class seat on an already overbooked flight.
What do you do when she launches into a temper tantrum because she has been told, "nope, ain't gonna happen, get your ass into economy."
Why you laugh at her of course, ridicule her, taunt her, torment her, make fun of her immaturity, and then you slap her upside the head and tell her to get a grip. That's what I would probably do if I knew I could get away with it.
That's what the "skank deserves," that, and an attitude adjustment only the likes of her parents could have and should have given her when she was a child growing up.
Not that she has grown up much since then.
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan's sense of entitlement far outweighs her "star power" these days, and when she was told, there wasn't a first-class seat available for her on a flight leaving Tampa, Florida this past Saturday morning she stomped around much like a spoiled rotten teenage girl who had been embarrassed in front of her high school peers.
Passengers found LiLo's tantrum entertaining, even laughed it up at her expense. Man I wish I could have been there.
The tantrum worked for her.
Eventually she was bumped to first-class, but not before telling a friend travelling with her that she'd better come to visit her in economy or business class, because she might die back there.
The passengers and crew on that plane should be that lucky, that she die on there I mean.
Yep, life was tough for Lindsay Lohan while she was in Tampa to take in some of the Super Bowl celebrations, and it all began on the Friday night before her very public display of childish behaviour.
There are reports that while attending ESPN's Next Pre-Super Bowl bash; Lindsay was feeling more than a little unloved by her butchy gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson, a DJ who wouldn't have a career without Lindsay by her side.
While sucking back on her Red Bull and vodka, the chain-smoking Mean Girl shot dirty looks at her "lesbian lover" all night long while seated next to the DJ booth, and from time-to-time she could be seen obsessively snooping through Samantha's blackberry, checking for her rivals of Samantha's attention.
At one point, the situation was so tense for them, that they had to go to the ladie's room to sort out whatever was going on between them.
Eventually the emerged grinning from ear-to-ear and the assumption was that a little bit of "nose candy" and "oral" went a long way in their mending of fences.
Oh, and can you say, "relapse?"
There aren't too many wheeler and dealers in the entertainment industry who have much use for Lindsay anymore, and that isn't likely to change, but she can always cling to the hope that somebody will one day come to her aid and scrape her out of the gutter she has fallen into, right?
Naah... Nobody could be that mean.
Why deprive the world of watching Lindsay embarrass and make a fool of herself, week in, and week out. And think of the lesson she is teaching children when it comes to the effects drugs and alcohol can have on their developing brains.
That's right; I think Lindsay Lohan is the way she is because of the drugs and alcohol she has consumed during her short life. She has sizzled her brain to the point there isn't a whole lot of it that is functioning properly anymore, and you know what, she has nobody to blame but herself.
Talk about a loser.
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CG is a blogger at Crooked in Canada
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